Comments on: Walter Eakman & Rapture - mp3 review http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review We used to review mp3s, but we dont do that anymore. Mon, 21 May 2012 04:13:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Trevor http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review#comment-163 Trevor Thu, 31 Aug 2006 19:06:55 +0000 http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review#comment-163 the rapture: 'don gon do it' WHAM! and Kenna called and they said they want their song back. what the fuck is a milkshake shimmy? i'm over the vocals and guitar or moog singing the same notes. this song has no balls. fuck this song's couch. fuck your couch, song!!! the rapture: 'callin me' whatever. is this another b side? walter eakman: track 05 reminds me of a light nap. and while im napping, there are little people running amuck in slow motion down the streets with their hands up in the air. and there is someone on a side street using a jackhammer on the street, but the street is made of cotton candy, so it sounds like that repetitious drum fill that won't stop. then there is some really weird guy singing the same melody over and over. and he is wearing a neon green suit. and he smells like peppermint schnapps. wow, did i really drink that whole bottle of robotussin? the rapture: ‘don gon do it’
WHAM! and Kenna called and they said they want their song back. what the fuck is a milkshake shimmy? i’m over the vocals and guitar or moog singing the same notes. this song has no balls. fuck this song’s couch. fuck your couch, song!!!

the rapture: ‘callin me’
whatever. is this another b side?

walter eakman: track 05
reminds me of a light nap. and while im napping, there are little people running amuck in slow motion down the streets with their hands up in the air. and there is someone on a side street using a jackhammer on the street, but the street is made of cotton candy, so it sounds like that repetitious drum fill that won’t stop. then there is some really weird guy singing the same melody over and over. and he is wearing a neon green suit. and he smells like peppermint schnapps. wow, did i really drink that whole bottle of robotussin?

]]> By: Matt http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review#comment-162 Matt Thu, 31 Aug 2006 14:48:59 +0000 http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review#comment-162 LO(to the muther fuckin')L, Dave Hyland! Well done!!! LO(to the muther fuckin’)L, Dave Hyland!

Well done!!!

]]> By: Dave Hyland http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review#comment-161 Dave Hyland Thu, 31 Aug 2006 14:30:29 +0000 http://r8e8r.com/mp3review/2006/08/31/walter-eakman-rapture-mp3-review#comment-161 Up next, a quote from mark's future; "So I was supposed to go see the final coming of Jesus, you know the one where he grants passage to heaven for all hipsters, but I was with "so and so" and we were waisted. But then we were hungry and I couldn't find anything open so we ate a cardboard box and stumbled into Pianos where there was a bear standing on stage having sex with a singing unicorn and it was so much better that that Jesus guy could have been I'm sure. and now I wake up on my floor, and look outside and realize there's a whole bunch of fire around, like everything was fire, and it was hot fire, really hot fire, and I realized I was in hell. Man I should have gone to see that Jesus dude, but the alcohol and the banging bear and singing unicorn were so mad good. I guess I should call into insound and see if everyone else is as fucked as I am right now...I think I'm still drunk. No, I know I am." ::: Walter Eakman ::: Me Likey, its a moody/whirly/more upbeat perdo the lion/songs:ohia which meets a less glossy/Poppy/crappy coldplay/aqualung. My only concern is how much of it I could take...a whole album...not to sure...but so far I like it. Asses my Mom Kicks : 3 out of 4 ::: The Rapture ::: I will probably be inundated with WTF mail after this next sentence, but here goes. I Hate the Rapture. Hate, Hate, Hate. It's mainly because they are just plain useless to me, and to not only be useless, but be eccentric, and quirky all at the same time...mehhh. Maybe I just don't get it, but with all that my ears have heard from them I don't think I want to get it Asses my Mom Kicks : -3 out of 4 Up next, a quote from mark’s future;
“So I was supposed to go see the final coming of Jesus, you know the one where he grants passage to heaven for all hipsters, but I was with “so and so” and we were waisted. But then we were hungry and I couldn’t find anything open so we ate a cardboard box and stumbled into Pianos where there was a bear standing on stage having sex with a singing unicorn and it was so much better that that Jesus guy could have been I’m sure. and now I wake up on my floor, and look outside and realize there’s a whole bunch of fire around, like everything was fire, and it was hot fire, really hot fire, and I realized I was in hell. Man I should have gone to see that Jesus dude, but the alcohol and the banging bear and singing unicorn were so mad good. I guess I should call into insound and see if everyone else is as fucked as I am right now…I think I’m still drunk. No, I know I am.”

::: Walter Eakman :::
Me Likey, its a moody/whirly/more upbeat perdo the lion/songs:ohia which meets a less glossy/Poppy/crappy coldplay/aqualung. My only concern is how much of it I could take…a whole album…not to sure…but so far I like it.

Asses my Mom Kicks : 3 out of 4

::: The Rapture :::
I will probably be inundated with WTF mail after this next sentence, but here goes. I Hate the Rapture. Hate, Hate, Hate. It’s mainly because they are just plain useless to me, and to not only be useless, but be eccentric, and quirky all at the same time…mehhh. Maybe I just don’t get it, but with all that my ears have heard from them I don’t think I want to get it

Asses my Mom Kicks : -3 out of 4

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