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Jesu - mp3 review

My morning commute now includes a brisk walk through the heart of Borough Park. A nice condensed chasidic neighborhood where most of the signs read from right to left and english is rarely heard on the street. Lately I’ve been struggling with an odd realization that this addition to my daily routine has revealed. I am oddly attracted chassidic women. There’s something about the long dark pleated skirts, the button up collared shirts, the dark homely hair and light eyes, the natural unmade faces. The plainness is amazingly sexy to me for some reason. Sort of a cross between that elementary school teacher crush and that catholic school girl lasciviousness. Dear God what am I saying? At least one person on this list has to relate, no? Come on, I know some of you girls dig on those curls.

I’m assuming most of you guys got the new radiohead already and there’s no need to send any of that out, right? Lemme know if you guys wanna check it out, or wanna discuss. I know I just sent some Jesu out, but I like these tracks and thought you guys would too. These are from the latest EP that came out yesterday.

End of the Road

Lifeline

You Wear Their Masks

-mark

15 Responses to “Jesu - mp3 review”

  1. i still think your attraction to chasidic women is weird and gross. natalie portman is much hotter.
  2. i agree with trevor. you may want to see someone about that…

  3. Once I saw a Hasidic man on the train plucking out his beard hairs and sucking on them for a few minutes, then spitting them out. A few weeks later another Hasidic man came into my bar while I was working and chatted me up for two hours about his bowel problems. I don’t know, I’m just not feeling the curly tendrils.

  4. well, fine. I guess Im just a freak. But for the record if I ever saw a chasidic women picking her beard I would certainly be done with them.

  5. obviously you haven’t hung out in south williamsburg enough…

  6. or been to my school….

  7. or seen the bodies buried in trevor’s backyard…

  8. Wow Mark, this email might have to go under your list of ‘most responded to’…. and as usual, having nothing to do with the music.
    but at least you know you have good friends out there that are concerned about you and willing to intervene when necessary.

  9. i’ ve seen ‘em

  10. Yo Mark, I totally feel you on the hasidic women! I used to get the same thing when I drove through Crown Heights to get to work. They got me all hot and bothered in the morning.

  11. Mark, I’m feelin’ you too buddy.

    And Jesu is AWESOME, except for the track with the female vocals, not
    too sure about that one.

  12. Oh Mark. You must not continue with the loshon horo, motzi shem ra,
    mocking tzadikim, etc.You are probably a shoite and not chayav any
    sort of oinesh.

    I must admit i have no idea what any of those words mean. I founded
    them on http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/ which very critical of
    crimes in the hasidic community.

    I suggest those with any interest in subcultures take a gander. The
    comments are the most interesting part of the site. those faithful to
    the culture insult and berate the author who has presumably left. the
    insults aren’t what you would find here (”yr gay”). they are attacks
    on the authors faith, ability to socialize and mostly yiddish words i
    don’t know.

    There’s also a discussion on Matisyahu leaving Chabad.

    http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2007/10/matisyahu-on-le.html

    “Because Matisyahu was a poseur all along. It’s not that he doesn’t
    feel some connection to Judaism or hasidut – it’s that he set out to
    use that connection for his own personal gain, to help him stand out
    from the crowd and get noticed. His kapote and fedora-wearing stage
    costume was just that – a costume. And when one costume gets old,
    he’ll find another.”

  13. mark, you actually wouldn’t look half bad if you were a hasidic and natalie was your hasidic wife.

    chassidic mark

  14. Trevor,

    LOL… You single handedly saved my whole week. Thank you!

    Jackie

  15. glad to be of assistance m’lady.

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